{"id":39303,"date":"2026-10-11T09:55:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-11T09:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silkeborgkfum.dk\/?p=39303"},"modified":"2026-10-11T09:55:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T09:55:58","slug":"lazarettet-er-overfyldt-paa-1-holdet-oldboys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silkeborgkfum.dk\/?p=39303","title":{"rendered":"Lazarettet er overfyldt p\u00e5 1. holdet (Oldboys)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Tr\u00e6nerteamet p\u00e5 Silkeborg KFUM’s 1. hold (Oldboys) kan med lethed skrive kronisk migr\u00e6ne p\u00e5 CV’et, for lazarettet for den ca. 50 mand store trup er n\u00e6sten overfyldt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 det kommer faktisk som en k\u00e6rkommen h\u00e5ndsr\u00e6kning, at s\u00e6sonen nu er slut – tilbage venter kun kampene mod Restaurant Flammen 21\/10 samt den \u00e5rlige julefrokost 11\/12, hvorefter egen l\u00e6ge igen skal konsulteres og udskrive diverse recepter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alene i ugen om til holdets sidste kamp mod Kragelund tikkede afbudene ind – kreativiteten p\u00e5 afbuddene er efterh\u00e5nden ogs\u00e5 n\u00e5et nye h\u00f8jder:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. En lille ting i bagl\u00e5ret<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Nyresten<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Min kiropraktor siger nej<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Afbud uden n\u00e6rmere \u00e5rsag<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Ja selv dommeren er nu 2 x i streg ikke dukket op i Kragelund – han er nok bange for at det smitter, det som truppen i KFUM er ramt af…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    S\u00e5 til dagens kamp var Ole trukket i dommert\u00f8jet og det gik fremragende – i 1. halvleg…..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Resultaterne ville, at KFUM med en sejr ville rykke op – og der har v\u00e6ret en del snakke om, om dette rent faktisk var i de aldrende spilleres interesse – men idet vi g\u00e5r op i fair play, s\u00e5 spiller vi for at vinde HVER GANG, s\u00e5 m\u00e5 resten klares af ham deroppe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Kampen b\u00f8lgede frem og tilbage – og heldigvis lignede spillet fuldst\u00e6ndig sig selv – momentvis gode ting, men st\u00f8rstedelen af de 2 x 35 min er ren lidelse, elendighed og alibi – og mest af alt et krampagtigt fors\u00f8g p\u00e5 at undg\u00e5 stemmer (kampens d\u00e5rligste spiller)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Og skylden for det d\u00e5rlige spil – ja der skal de h\u00f8jere magter nok sp\u00f8rges igen – man fik ihvertfald ved flere lejligheder lyst til at sp\u00f8rge vorherre, hvorfor ens medspillere var S\u00c5 d\u00e5rlige? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Armene blev sl\u00e5et ud – som Jesus p\u00e5 korset – men lige lidt hjalp det!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Slutresultatet blev 4-4 og dermed er alt i spil – vi kan slutte 1’er eller 2’er … ham deroppe bestemmer, hvor det ender!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Da stemmerne skulle t\u00e6lles op, var der igen bibelske referencer – men sejren gik til unge Tony med TH…..skarpt forfulgt af den lidt \u00e6ldre Tony uden TH….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    GOD BEDRING TIL ALLE KFUM’ERE!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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